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    ll you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

    The shepherd looked at the man, then looked at his peacefully grazing

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    There are hundreds of varieties of Consultants these days. We can find Consultants to take care of our diets, our physical well being, our mental well being, and pretty much anything you can imagine when it comes to business.

    The story below might just indicate that we take ourselves a little too seriously sometimes.

    A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Beemer advanced out of the dust clouds towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and a Zegna tie, leaned out his window and asked the shepherd, “If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

    The shepherd looked at the man, then looked at his peacefully grazing

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    ing, and pretty much anything you can imagine when it comes to business.

    The story below might just indicate that we take ourselves a little too seriously sometimes.

    A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Beemer advanced out of the dust clouds towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and a Zegna tie, leaned out his window and asked the shepherd, “If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

    The shepherd looked at the man, then looked at his peacefully grazing

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    riously sometimes.

    A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Beemer advanced out of the dust clouds towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and a Zegna tie, leaned out his window and asked the shepherd, “If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

    The shepherd looked at the man, then looked at his peacefully grazing

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    m. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and a Zegna tie, leaned out his window and asked the shepherd, “If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

    The shepherd looked at the man, then looked at his peacefully grazing

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    ll you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”

    The shepherd looked at the man, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock, and calmly answered, “Sure.”

    The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad, connected it to a cell phone, and surfed to a NASA page on the Internet. He called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened both a database, and an Excel spreadsheet with complex macro formulas. He then sent an email on his Blackberry, and after a few minutes he received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150-page report on his hi-tech miniaturized printer in the car, then turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1623 sheep.”

    “That is correct, take one of the s

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