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Atricle Dump - Abducted by Aliens?
The CEO of a worldwide business asked me to help him develop a talk he planned to give to several hundred of his top executives. He said, 'I feel as if I’m Daniel going into the lion's den.'Indeed, it was the business equivalent of a lion's den that he was entering. Hired from a competing firm, h
If you have, and can somehow use the enclosed, pre-addressed, stamped envelope to notify me, I will notify the Coast Guard and alert the media and do everything in my power to obtain your release.
If, however, the problem is
At one time or another, all of us have experienced the frustration of waiting in a doctor’s office. It seems as though every time we go to see the doctor or the dentist we end up having to wait for a ridiculous amount of time, and then when we finally do get in, we are only “treated” for a few minutes a
I offer here a last resort letter. When all else fails, try the Abducted by Aliens? letter. It goes like this:
Februrary 2, 2005
Ms. Jane Jones
ABC Company
123 Main Street
Anywhere, USA
Dear Ms. Jones:
You may not know this, but I have been attempting to reach you, almost on a daily basis, for some time now, with no success. You are never available when I call, and clearly, you have been unable to return my phone calls. I am worried about you.
Have you been abducted by aliens?
If you have, and can somehow use the enclosed, pre-addressed, stamped envelope to notify me, I will notify the Coast Guard and alert the media and do everything in my power to obtain your release.
If, however, the problem is l
Hand-held Metal Detectors are designed to safeguard security-sensitive areas like schools, courtrooms, corrections facilities, sports events, businesses, nightclubs, bars and other public areas and events. They are used along with walk-through metal detectors. Construction crews and woodworkers also use
I offer here a last resort letter. When all else fails, try the Abducted by Aliens? letter. It goes like this:
Februrary 2, 2005
Ms. Jane Jones
ABC Company
123 Main Street
Anywhere, USA
Dear Ms. Jones:
You may not know this, but I have been attempting to reach you, almost on a daily basis, for some time now, with no success. You are never available when I call, and clearly, you have been unable to return my phone calls. I am worried about you.
Have you been abducted by aliens?
If you have, and can somehow use the enclosed, pre-addressed, stamped envelope to notify me, I will notify the Coast Guard and alert the media and do everything in my power to obtain your release.
If, however, the problem is
What do you do when you're looking for a potential mate? Go to the gym, go out on dates, go places you like. Ask around to see who's still single or newly single. Think about the time and energy you devote to dating, which if successful, will comprise maybe 20% of your waking hours. Now think about
Februrary 2, 2005
Ms. Jane Jones
ABC Company
123 Main Street
Anywhere, USA
Dear Ms. Jones:
You may not know this, but I have been attempting to reach you, almost on a daily basis, for some time now, with no success. You are never available when I call, and clearly, you have been unable to return my phone calls. I am worried about you.
Have you been abducted by aliens?
If you have, and can somehow use the enclosed, pre-addressed, stamped envelope to notify me, I will notify the Coast Guard and alert the media and do everything in my power to obtain your release.
If, however, the problem is
The resume: gateway to your future, toll booth on the road to success, and many more interesting metaphors. Whichever way you look at it, your resume is the key to landing a great job. However, even though this is a widely recognized fact, I still see resumes come across my desk with glaring errors an
Have you been abducted by aliens?
If you have, and can somehow use the enclosed, pre-addressed, stamped envelope to notify me, I will notify the Coast Guard and alert the media and do everything in my power to obtain your release.
If, however, the problem is
In the early to mid 1900's a renowned phenomena was discovered in America. Willy Sutton was his name and Willy has since had much to answer to. Willy was a bank robber - not a particularly good bank robber but nevertheless 'bank robbing' was his career. One day a reporter questioned Willy as
If you have, and can somehow use the enclosed, pre-addressed, stamped envelope to notify me, I will notify the Coast Guard and alert the media and do everything in my power to obtain your release.
If, however, the problem is limited to a demanding schedule, I am writing to encourage you to call me when you have a free moment. Hopefully, the information I am enclosing will justify that call.
(Information about your company, product or service goes here.)
Don't you agree that if we can show you (Customer Benefit goes here), your time will have been well spent?
It would be nice to hear from you.
Sincerely,
Wendy Weiss
The Queen of Cold Calling & Selling Success
**With your letter, enclose a response card, something like this:
Ms. Wendy Weiss
The Queen of Cold Calling & Selling Success
412 West 25th St.
Suite 1F
New York, NY 10001
Dear Wendy:
You are right!
PLEASE CHECK APROPRIATE BOX
[ ] Help! I have been abducted by aliens! Please do whatever you can to rescue me!
[ ] I have not been abducted by aliens. The next time you call, I will be available. I am looking forward to speaking with you!
[ ] The best time to re
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